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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 10:30

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why are so many people anti-Trump? People didn't like Obama either, but he was the president, so people didn't do this. What makes Trump different?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

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-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

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From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

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